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HUMOR Got It Right,Wrong?
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, a Man and his Wife, listened to the instructor say, "It is essential that husbands and wifes know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
The man leaned over, touched her arm and gently whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn"t it?"
"A merry heart doeth good."
Proverbs 17:22
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The Ten Commandments of How
To Get Along With People |
1. Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than ou think.
Cultivate a soothing voice,. How you say it often means more
than what you say.
2. Make promises sparingly and keep them faithfully, no matter
what the cost.
3. Never lose an oppertunity to say a kind word to or about
somebody. Praise work well done, regardless of who did it.
4. Be interested in others, their pursuits, their homes, and their
familities. Let everyone you meet, however humble, feel you
you regared him as important
5. Be cheerful, Keep the corners of your mouth turned up. Hide
your worries and disappointments under a smile.
6. Keep an open mind on all debateable questions. Discuss, don't
argue . It is a mark of a superior mind to disagree and remain
friendly.
7. Let your virtues speak for themselves and refuse to discuss the
shortcomings of others. Discourge gossip by changing the
subject.
8. Have respect for the feelings of others. Wit and humor at the
expence of a friend is never worth it.
9. Pay no attention to destructive remarks and personal attacks,
on you, Live so that no one will believe them.Remember, a
common cause of backbitting is dissatisfaction with
ones self.
10. Don't be concerned about your "just due" Do a good turn for
the sake of being helpful
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WHAT IS THE CHURCH
"The kingdow of heaven is
like unto..." Matthew 22:2
A fellowship against loneliness.
A hospital for healing souls.
A time out corner.
A resting place.
A bath for washing Guilt away.
A reflecting pool.
A kneeling bench.
A classroom of truth.
A laboratory of life.
A hospitable door.
A school instructing those
who would fear God.
A track for walkers in the way
of Christ
An internship for ministers-
members.
A cafeteria where God feeds us.
A Garden where God comes
looking for us
A rescue mission where God
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ENTER IN-WELL DONE
Oh Lord, forgive us of our erring ways.
Teach us compassion and restraint.
Help us through our trying times.
Help us, oh Lord, to show constraint.
Let me walk the narrow path and
Smell the flowers besid the road.
Let my foot prints guide the way.
And, let me shoulder another's load.
My strength will come from You, oh Lord,
And compassion from Your loving son.
So, help me do the things I should
(That when I stand at Heaven's Gate),
You will say,
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DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE HEARSE
TAKES YOU TO CHURCH
IFYOU DO .........!
You will go regardless of the
weather.
You will go regardless of the
condition of your body.
There will be beautiful flowers
there, but you won't enjoy
them.
You will, regardless of how
your family feels.
The minister may say many
good things, But they will do
you no good.
There will be beautiful music.
but you won't hear it.
There will be heartfelt prayers
but they will not touch your
heart
There will be many friends
there, but you won't worship
with them.
You will go, no matter how many
hypocrites are there. You will go no matter how
much you are needed at
home or at work.
You will receive no blessing
from the service.
You won't be concerned
about how you are dressed.
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